My name is Momstrologer, and I revolutionize your internal architecture using astrology
(I.e. Build rhythms that create epiphanies, strengthen your relationship bonds, clear up decades of uncertainty and confusion, and help you become a truly divine human, inside and out!)
What DO you Really want to do with your life?
Whether you want to expand your astrological knowledge, learn from scratch, build your spiritual business from the ground up or sit for one of the most enlightening readings of your life, Melissa offers a full suite of services designed to take you from clueless to luminous (and certain) in as much time as it takes you to pour a coffee and add cream and sugar.
With a little hard work on your part and some elbow grease on ours, your life is CERTAIN to improve in as little as 30 minutes as you figure out what makes you tick, how it affects your life, and exactly what to do to make it work for you.
Offerings
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Readings are the quickest way to get the answers you need. They run the gamut from online if you’re far away, written if you’re busy, or in-person in Melissa’s historical downtown Laramie office if you’re local. Either way, Melissa’s intuitive prowess and healing energy are palpable and you’re guaranteed to feel better about like in just one session.
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For the committed baddie, who wants Melissa’s insane business advice or a serious soul-searching companion with someone who has seen it all, coaching will take you from drowning in life’s hardships to nailing every decision, move and pivot in your life with breathtaking ease and clarity. Choose between 3 and 5 sessions per year, with guidance personalized to your unique astrology, to get to the bottom of what’s tripping you up, and create a brand new you in half the time it takes your friends using regular coaching. <3
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Have a business you think could benefit from astrology? Melissa has trained mental health professionals, healers and readers in the art of using astrology ethically for their clients. Your people need personalized advice, and astrology is profoundly easier than you would think to understand. Your clients are waiting for you to step into your full power and help them reach amazing goals, and mentoring is the quickest way to get there, for both them AND you.
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Have a business you think could benefit from astrology? Want to become an professional astrologer yourself? Melissa has trained mental health professionals, healers and readers in the art of using astrology ethically for their clients. Your people need personalized advice, and astrology is profoundly easier than you would think to understand. Your clients are waiting for you to step into your full power and help them reach amazing goals, and mentoring is the quickest way to get there, for both them AND you.
*All services are available online or in-person for local lads and lasses. Make sure you select the correct location when you book to ensure you receive services in a timely manner!
Who I am
Welcome, my name is Melissa and I am an Intuitive Astrologer of 15 years. I have always had psychic and prophetic abilities, and most of them freaked me out until I learned that cycles, strenghts, weaknesses and that learning the knowledge to transform them into super powers were all part of living here on Earth, even though I felt like I was from somewhere else, and that I would never get a grip!
Through Astrology (and being a nursing school dropout), I learned that I am a healer (Jupiter conjuct Chiron in Cancer in the 2nd house), a profound visionary (Sun, Moon and chart-ruler Mercury in the 12th house), and sometimes my own worst enemy. Self-sabatoge was the name of the game until I accepted my true calling (North Node in Aquarius in the 9th house) as a collective-facing intellectual leader, intended to reach the entire world through social media, speaking loudly and creating bullet-proof spiritual routines, so you can safely and confidently live life on your terms.
But path there wasn’t all Roses. After quitting college, I teleported to the PNW, where I went through numerous stripping-down periods. I thought moving would fix everything, but my internal compass was broken. I faced the consequence of every single decision I made. Everything felt hard. I felt called to my purpose but took the long way when I was trying to take a shortcut, and neither path led me to where I thought I wanted to go.
None of my old bullshit coping was working. I knew I was a healer, but I was constantly moving, changing jobs, sometimes not working at all. There was a heavy pressure to grow up but I didn’t know how.
I saw red flags in people that I ignored and paid the price fully. I kept trying to make things work that CLEARLY weren’t working. And then I left, and everying collapsed at once. I was forced to confront patterns I’d avoided my entire life. I was taking every chance I could, aligned or not, because I was trying to build on a shoddy foundation, without doing the healing necessary to make the change. I wanted the results NOW.
I thought the world was OVER (when it was really the beginning). And the funny thing about healing is that it happens whether you want it to or not. Then I started to study my Saturn Return.
Additionally, I hold a firm code of ethics for readings in the new age of technology:
-I will NEVER use AI to create your Astrology reports or interpret your reading. All communication you receive from me will be heart-composed, hand-typed and human.
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